Lion On The Floor Joke

Sadly on day the weight from all those thrones was too great for the grass hut and they all crashed through the floor onto leo killing him.

Lion on the floor joke.

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The bartender shouts out hey. Oh lord he prayed i thank thee for the food which i am about to receive. Funny lion jokes for animal lovers parents teachers and kids of all ages. Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar.

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As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks and then shooters one. On the floor is a song recorded by american singer jennifer lopez for her seventh studio album love 2011. A mouse and a lion walk into a bar. Make sure to also take a look at our other funny jokes categories.

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A collection of lion jokes this week for no particular reason. Let s read funny animal jokes about lion jokes. It s about 5pm but they re ready for a good night of drinking. He had dozens of thrones that he was very proud of and he stored them on the second floor of his grass hut.

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Night of drinking a man and his pet ferret walk into a bar. They start off slowly watching tv drinking beer eating peanuts. Don t listen to him he s lion.